Corny Easter Jokes for Kids + Giveaway

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I love a good joke.  I especially like a good corny joke.  After the week I’ve had, I sure could use a laugh.  I’m sure some other could too.   Sooo…I’m gonna share some fun and corny Easter jokes and other funnies with ya.


Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!


Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

A: He was having a bad hare day!


Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A: It might crack up!


Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A. Bugs Bunny


Q. How are rabbits like calculators?

A. They both multiply really fast.


Q. What is a rabbit’s favorite dance?

A. The Bunny Hop of course.


Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?

A. 14 carrot gold.


Q. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?

A. One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!


Q. What goes ha-ha-clunk?

A. A bunny laughing its head off.


Q. Why are people always tired in April?
A. Because they’ve just finished a 31 day March.

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  1. Dawn K. says

    I would like the save 20% off $49.99+ Easter Flowers & Gifts at 1-800-flowers. I send a lot of flowers at Easter time.

  2. Christy says

    I’d like to use the Save 15% Off Easter Flowers and Gifts to send my MIL a nice Easter basket and/or flowers for Easter.

  3. Starla Bates says

    I would definitely benefit the most from using the 20% off of Bath and Body Works because I can cover everybody with this store. Grandparents,parents,nieces& nephews and siblings!

  4. sam says

    Bugs Bunny!!! lol….Of all the things I love, corny jokes and saving money are def at the top of the list!!! Thanks!

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